Thursday 7 June 2012

Maria rocks!


Pow. An easy win over Petra Kvitova in her French Open semi and Maria Sharapova has resumed her rightful place as world number one! The sexiest and the best: what a gal.

Oh, and if Maria wins Saturday’s final (which she will) she will complete a career grand slam, i.e. she will have won all four major tournaments at one time or another. That’s a pretty big deal.

No kinky story about Maria this time – but then perhaps one of my visitors will write one in the comments and show me how it’s done.

15 comments:

  1. Penelope jumped up and down as Maria entered the room. "Oh, Aunt Maria, you were wonderful! You're number one! You're number one!"

    Maria smiled and gave Penelope a hug. But when she broke it off Penelope was surprised to see that Maria was not smiling. "I wish I could say the same thing about my favorite ball girl," she said sternly. "You seemed distracted today."

    "Oh, but I wasn't," Penelope protested. "I ran as fast as my legs would carry me, and picked up the balls without having to go back. Quick like a bunny, just like you taught me, m'am"

    "Yes, you were quick, but you were slow off the mark two times. Probably because you were distracted, flirting with that cute surfer dude in the stands."

    "What surfer dude?" Penelope said, feigning ignorance as she attempted to pretend she hadn't been busted.

    Maria's voice turned stern. "The blonde boy with the cute smile, the one who distracted you, then distracted me, during a VERY important game, when we BOTH needed to be concentrating on MY WINNING!"

    "Yes, Aunt Maria," Penelope said, looking very guilty as she bit her lip and dragged the toe of her shoe across the carpet.

    "Not as sorry as you're going to be." Maria paused for dramatic effect before passing sentence. "Penelope, bring me the hairbrush,"

    "But Aunt Maria, I didn't do anything wrong. I was just smiled at someone who smiled at me, and then…"

    "I was THERE. No excuses. Hairbrush, NOW."

    Maria smiled as Penelope obediently scurried away to fetch the dreaded instrument of correction. Penelope wasn't REALLY her niece, just her personal assistant…her very personal assistant. And she hadn't really done anything wrong, and they both knew that this was just Maria's way to work-off-steam, and Penelope's way of rewarding her for a game well played. The spanking would be VERY real however, as would the intense fun the two had afterward as Maria rubbed, stroked, and caressed her favorite naughty girls freshly spanked fanny.

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  2. Maria is positively gorgeous, but I wish someone would spank her so that she really had something to yell about!

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  3. SMACK SMACK SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK! Maria Sharapova finished up with a dozen wicked strokes from her lucky hairbrush. That completed her game day ritual (and her boyfriend's transformation from muscular stud to well punished brat) She led him by the ear to the corner and put him to his knees, naked and hungry.

    "Stay there until my match is over" The hotel door banged shut.

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  4. After winning the championship, Maria Sharapova said at the Press Conference 'Perhaps I won't get a bare bottom spanking from my dad tonight!'

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  5. Thanks, everyone! Lots of different takes there, and all very hot! :)

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  6. "Well...it was all down to my strict Daddy really" said Maria, "if I served up more double faults than aces in training, then he took a hazel switch to my soft, bare white botty" (...bum rub) ..."But I guess that's just a bit too much information :) um...any more questions guys ?"

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  7. not a story, but a little fake I created quite some time ago...

    http://chross.blogt.ch/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=487

    Cheers
    Chross

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  8. I suffered through listening to her abominable shreking, yes she played well and deserved to win some hardware, butt that naughty bottom deserves a thrashing for all those guttural manifestations. Hopefully,,she'll lose early at Wimbledon and we won't be subjected to all that noise.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it !

    Bob

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  9. Ooh! That's it - you're in my naughty book! >o(

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  10. Watching Maria squealing like a stuck pig this morning at Wimbledon, must admit that she looks good in predominantly whites, although I prefer white panties, looks like she was wearing mint green knickers.

    Glad I made your naughty book !

    Bob

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  11. Drat, I wasn't around to watch it. I'll have to catch the highlights! Mmm, now I'm anticipating sneaking naughty peeks at Maria's knickers :)

    And you'll have a page to yourself in my naughty book if you carry on disparaging the gorgeous, elegant, thoroughly lickable Miss Sharapova, young man. That's ten demerits for likening her sexy squeal to a pig for starters.

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  12. Jeez, I have to agree with you for once, Maria is certainly "llickable", deliciously so, like a fine tasty ice cream cone. However, she still deserves to have her pretty knickers lowered, taken over knee and given a nice rosy red bottom for all that squealing!

    No demerits for me !

    Regards,
    Bob

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  13. That's ten extra demerits for questioning your first ten!

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