While we eagerly await the next episode of Penny’s super adventure (appearing as soon as my creative braincell summons the requisite energy... I think the poor thing could use a friend) I thought I’d share a lovely piece of ‘schoolgirl’s own’ imagery with you.
Hurrah for the fourth! By all accounts they simply thrashed St Natasha’s in the inter-school hockey final – seven to two, and Poppy scored four by herself, the absolute wizard! “Sodas and cream buns all round!” cried the beaming captain on entering the tuckshop, trophy held proudly aloft. “Ra-ther!” came the gleeful response from the assembled gals.
Now, that’s my own take on the moment captured in the picture, but there are lots of ways events could go from there. (Even, dare I say it, various scenarios involving spanking). As a creative writing exercise, readers are invited to come up with ideas in the comments :)
Hurrah for the fourth! By all accounts they simply thrashed St Natasha’s in the inter-school hockey final – seven to two, and Poppy scored four by herself, the absolute wizard! “Sodas and cream buns all round!” cried the beaming captain on entering the tuckshop, trophy held proudly aloft. “Ra-ther!” came the gleeful response from the assembled gals.
Now, that’s my own take on the moment captured in the picture, but there are lots of ways events could go from there. (Even, dare I say it, various scenarios involving spanking). As a creative writing exercise, readers are invited to come up with ideas in the comments :)
Spankings all around in celebration perhaps?? Just after the sodas and cream buns of course.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a cream bun anyway?
I like it - no messing about, just the gals having some spanking fun! :D
DeleteAnd do forgive me if this sounds sarky (it isn't meant to be), but a cream bun is a bun full of cream...
...they're impossible to eat neatly, as the cream squirts out when you bite it :)
A cream hirn has the same non sexual connotations, Natasha..).
ReplyDeleteWere the other team bribed or "advised" to lose by Poppy? She did really want to win the cup and have her name engraved on the wall for posterity. This would result in a sound thrashing for both teams and complusory PT every morning at 6 for Poppy to sensure she wins fairly next time..)
Oh, that's a devious plan, Mr X... naughty Poppy would be in serious trouble if that was the case. And PE every morning at 6am? That would be worse than any thrashing! :(
DeleteSuch vibrant, fresh-faced girls. Who would want to imagine anything that might spoil their proud, happy day? But isn't soda for kids? Real victory celebrations call for champagne. I wonder if the captain of the fourth knows where they could get a few bottles. It could be their little secret.
ReplyDeleteHugs sweet Penelope
"Who would want to imagine anything that might spoil their proud, happy day?"
DeleteMe! :D
But ooh, champagne - great idea! I'm sure Mrs Teecake, the tuckshop manager, would turn a blind eye were some brought in.
I think the older lady is about to suggest that maybe those girls who underperformed could use some smartening up and the girl behind the team captain (holding up the trophy) has her hand up to make a suggestion about who to go over the knee first.
ReplyDeleteMmm, that's a lovely interpretation, Aunty :)
DeleteOh, that nasty sneak Libby... she always has wanted to bring that big-head Poppy down a peg or two! But she should be careful what she wishes for... her own performance left a little to be desired, after all.
Hi Penny,
ReplyDeleteSome good suggestions above. But to return to a subject where we have had previous correspondence ... no doubt you noted the nasty (but vastly entertaining) exchange a few weeks back between Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams concerning their love lives and respective boyfriends. Girls!
I firmly believe their subsequent disappointing Wimbledon performances could have been avoided had appropriate disciplinary action been administered to the pair of them at the same time in the leadup to the tournament. A traditional six hard strokes of the cane administered on Maria and Serena's bared bottoms while they were bent over opposite sides of the tennis net by each others respective boyfriends, or perhaps by each other. I would be interested in your thoughts.
And today I see Annabel Croft is in strife for comments concerning the Williams derriere. At her age she should know better and entirely appropriate penance would be to have Croft report to Ms Williams for some severe admonishment. Well entirely appropriate from my view anyway!
Sincerely, The Youtube spotter.
Oh, you are naughty! (But I like it).
DeleteWhat do I think about Maria and Serena being caned on the bare, right in the middle of the court? In front of everyone?
I think it's a great idea! :D
I do think the girls' partners should be left out of it, as it were, so that the squabbling stars would be responsible for administering each other's punishment. I think lessons would definitely be learned... and I think neither would spare the defenceless derriere of their rival :)
As for Annabel Croft, I suppose a good slippering over Serena's lap would encourage her to be less rude about other ladies' rears... I sense it would provide an opportunity for lots of lovely scolding (and tearful repentance)!
Here we go. Penny the girl in bt. Right hand side of the picture plain, was first in the tuck shop after finishing a summer cross county, in her red sweat top. In come the senior tennis girls the head girl and house captain. It's a celebration, however; moments later, the mood turns sour as the head mistress arrives with sweet Heneritta all scratched down the legs and arms in a mound of tears. The house mistress in the picture calls Penny and asks if she has anything to say. The head mistress is so shaken she leaves it to the housemistress who like wise would like to see Penny Birtched, wisely she asks the head girl how was holding the cup to give her no more than 6 of the cane on her panted seat, to let her know how it feels to be picked on by people of similar age.
ReplyDeleteHarry
Oh! But!
DeleteS-six with the cane? F-from the head girl?
YUM! :D
Methinks they're cheering because they were successful in stealing the trophy from another school, as a dare :D All harmless fun! Maybe she left a chipped mug in the trophy's spot on the shelf with a rude note. Certainly not a spankable offence :P
ReplyDeletelol, I like it! Those naughty girls - whatever will they do next? :)
DeleteAlas, I have to disagree with you on one point, pao... stealing a trophy from another school most certainly is a spankable offence!
Lots of good, depraved ideas from your photo,Penny
ReplyDeleteIndeed - thanks everyone! (What a saucy lot you are).
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