Monday 16 December 2013

Party season

Apologies for the continuing lack of Penny productivity... I have simply been kept too busy to spend much time on my lovely little blog. Rest assured that I feel thoroughly ashamed – more toe-gazingly abashed than a fourth former caught under the covers in the dorm room with a salacious magazine in one hand and her other hand in an unspeakably wicked place – and I shall punish myself accordingly. (More on that later).

Saturday was a nice kind of busy, at least: in the evening I was hostess to a select gathering of sophisticated and urbane persons and a thoroughly enjoyable time was had by all. And Penny did get tipsy and act the giddy goat. But she only fell on her bottom once. As far as I remember.

I get another opportunity to behave badly this coming Thursday, as it’s the Christmas party at work. If last year’s bash is any guide, I think Friday is very likely to be a write-off, writing-wise...

But enough about my festive fooling. I mentioned punishing myself, and that is exactly what I intend to do right after hitting publish on this post. I am not only feeling guilty for a poor blogging performance. I am, sad to say, very badly in need of a spanking as my dear partner has not warmed my rear for a good few weeks. Not since November 24, in fact. A sorry state of affairs, I’m sure you’ll agree.

But I am not going to take it lying down. No sirree. I am going to take it bent over the end of the bed, with my dress hitched up and my knickers round my ankles. I am going to take my wooden ruler firmly in hand and apply it to my deserving buns until they positively burn. And I am going to feel like a very, very naughty girl.

(Oh, an amusing snippet from Saturday: we played Twister at our sophisticated soirĂ©e and a female friend whom I always had pegged as 100% vanilla smacked me firmly on the butt at one point. I would say I didn’t know where to look... but I was already looking foursquare into a second friend’s cleavage. Oh, the naughtiness! :D)

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  1. Self spanking! I feel like I don't have a long enough reach...

    November 24th is a long time, I almost went as long, it sucks, right?

    I love when vanilla friends do something spanko related and you don't know how to react. I think I always just end up looking uncomfortable.

    Glad you're havinh fun at your parties :)

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    1. Thanks, Casey! I hope you're having a fun time too :D

      Reach is where things like rulers come in - much easier (and stingier) than using a hand.

      And I'm sure I would have looked a whole lot more disconcerted at having my rear surprisingly (and not, I have to say, entirely unwelcomely) slapped were it not for the cover of Twister...

      Sorry you know what spanking droughts feel like. They do suck. Bleh!

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  2. Enjoy the season, Penny. It is called the Silly Season for a reason, darling.

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    1. Yay! SILLY! :D

      *bounces in a silly fashion*

      Hugs, Aunty! xx

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  3. I hope you were good and strict with that ruler, young lady. XO

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    1. *nods timidly*

      I was, Sir. And I didn't enjoy it one bit. My botty was very sore and I felt very little, and naughty, and silly.

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  4. Penny on both sides of the ruler at once - it's almost too much for a innocent lad like myself to endure. How am I going to get any sleep tonight?

    Enjoy your party

    XX

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    1. Hugs, RR - you're so cute I could eat you all up :)

      I'm sorry to keep you awake with thoughts of naughty girls spanking themselves in a frenzy of longing... of wicked little Penny scorching her own shamefully exposed and defenceless rear with the merciless zeal of a strict female schoolmistress... leaving it burning a beautiful shade of red...

      I think I should be spanked again for being so bad.

      xx

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    2. um.... this isn't helping.

      hey, wait a minute! You - you're doing this deliberately to...to...

      oooh, you ARE wicked!

      Nevertheless, I think BH is the one who needs to be spanked for leaving you in the lurch for so long!

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    3. *smirk* Oh... is it naughty to tease?

      If you catch me you can spank me :D

      And I quite agree about BH, the meanie! Alas, the spanking (when it happens) in our house only goes one way. His hand, my butt.

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    4. I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that he is deliberately avoiding tanning you because he has something BIG in store come Xmas - a brand new split tawse or something, and he wants those cheeks of yours as fresh and unprepped as possible.

      ??

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    5. Oh... here's hoping, RR! :D

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  5. I couldn't go to my Xmas party but loved reading about your X rated ideas for one!

    I think you should repeatedly write "I must blog more frequently "several hundred times in your neatest handwriting, young lady.I know R/L gets the way.Just thought you would enjoy the punishment!

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    1. Oh, yes Sir! Thank you, Sir :)

      One day during the holidays I will put my uniform on and sit down to write my lines. Guide's honour.

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    2. It'll' be a change firom cracker jokes and tv..)

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  6. God bless Twister for appropriate inappropriateness.

    24th of November, that's a long time. Poor Penelope. Hope your ruler was at least somewhat helpful. <3

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    1. It was, Tara - thank you xx <3

      I think the most inappropriate game of Twister I've yet had was a private one with BH when I was wearing school uniform. That made even perverted little me feel kinda wrong... in a good way.

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