Good news for every tennis fan (with taste)! Maria Sharapova is fully recovered from her shoulder injury and is gracing the court once again. Here she is in action in a warm-up tournament for the Australian Open:
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Do pictures like this make anyone else envious of tennis balls, or is that just me? Such grace and power; such intensity... oh, to be on the receiving end of Maria’s shrieking displeasure; to be a misbehaving maid, walloped pitilessly and sent on her tearful, chastised way. The stuff (very hot) dreams are made of.
On an entirely related note, I was lucky enough to be sent not one but two stories by kind readers as Christmas gifts, both of which star Maria and myself! My heartfelt thanks to you both. Please know that your tales touched me in a very special place.
Just to show that she has a softer side – the side, perhaps, that a well-punished maidservant might be treated to later on in her mistress’s bedchamber – here’s Maria cuddling a puppy.
Now I’m envious of a tennis ball and a puppy. Wail!
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Do pictures like this make anyone else envious of tennis balls, or is that just me? Such grace and power; such intensity... oh, to be on the receiving end of Maria’s shrieking displeasure; to be a misbehaving maid, walloped pitilessly and sent on her tearful, chastised way. The stuff (very hot) dreams are made of.
On an entirely related note, I was lucky enough to be sent not one but two stories by kind readers as Christmas gifts, both of which star Maria and myself! My heartfelt thanks to you both. Please know that your tales touched me in a very special place.
Just to show that she has a softer side – the side, perhaps, that a well-punished maidservant might be treated to later on in her mistress’s bedchamber – here’s Maria cuddling a puppy.
Now I’m envious of a tennis ball and a puppy. Wail!
It sounds, Penny, like YOU touched yourself "in a very special place"... ;-)
ReplyDeleteAhem. I am ashamed to say that this is true.
DeleteDeeply, thoroughly, shamefully ashamed. I think it only right that I am severely punished.
Much as I would enjoy baring your bottom, I just don't have it in me to actually cause you pain. I can recommend a certain Shop in Australia though, if you're ever Down Under...
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Aww - so sweet! *hug*
DeleteIt's because I'm just so adorable, isn't it? :D
And yes, I have spent many happy, sore hours in Aunty's wonderful shop xx
So do I! Give me a day and a time and it will be my pleasure to toast your little bum Penny. Unless Maria is coming herself and then she can chastise both of us!
ReplyDeleteMm... now there's a nice thing to imagine. I shall have to give her a text and see if she can fit us in ;D
DeleteI agree you should be punished and I'm happy to deliver your punishmet as well, Penny. Being a gentleman,I'll just line up behind Sophie,,)
ReplyDeleteAre you singing "I don't need anybody else/When I think of tennis I touch myself"?..)
lol. Yes I am!
DeleteAnd you are indeed a gentleman, Mr X - though not so gentle when it comes to wielding the cane, I suspect.
I know you wouldn't want me to be soft on you, Penny..)
DeleteOh dear Penny, we're going to have to disagree here, you know I think Maria is a world class brat who needs her own bottom blistered. The disadvantage for you of being a tennis ball is that you not only get walloped by Maria, but all those other players and what if you're the ball that gets chosen for a match Maria loses? The puppy on the other hand I wouldn't mind being at all, just swap Maria for Caroline Wozniacki or Agniewska Rodwanska, maybe even Vika although she too makes those awful grunting noises on court.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, Aunty - I certainly do know that you think that :)
DeleteI confess that sometimes in my naughtier moments I imagine the lovely Maria being taken in hand and, well, spanked to tears. But don't tell her that.
And I can think of many things worse than being a puppy and getting cuddled by Caroline Wozniacki :)
You, my dear, are a naughty, naughty girl. You should most definitely be bent over the arm of something, have your skirts raised and have the naughty spanked right out of you. And I hope it's Maria who does it.
ReplyDeleteNaughty Penny.
Whimper.
DeleteI sorry. Very, very sorry.
And very turned on.
Hmmmmmmmm seems that a certain young lady has been reading naughty stories and playing .... I do believe that there have been discussions about this in the past young lady ! You know full well the consequences of your behavior ! I will see you in your room shortly ..... GO !!
ReplyDeleteWhimper. Again.
DeletePenelope Young Lady,
ReplyDeleteI must agree with Andrea and disagree with you.
Maria is a prime example of a brat who needs to be on the receiving end.
However, I will compromise. You can be her ballgirl.
Maria can bend you over and spank your naughty little bottom nice and pink....
that way I can have additional reason to bend her over, lift that tennis skirt, pull those panties down and spank her ass red – all while you watch!
Oh! That does sound rather nice...
DeleteYou're on! :D
Well Maria was hot - literally - today, and battled courageously to victory in fearsome conditions. I suggest you google the pics and see her looking hot and bothered applying the icepack. Then turn the mind to what other circumstances could produce such a countenance on our goddess, or imagine other parts of the Sharapova anatomy thoroughly reddened, and in need of soothing, or perhaps further punishment.
ReplyDeleteYour FMF.
Believe me, I'm imagining plenty! And I would so be all over soothing and cooling lovely, hot and bothered Maria...
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