As a perpetual schoolgirl, I am of course in constant need of strict attention to keep me from misbehaving. Fortunately (or unfortunately), there seems to be no shortage of people willing to provide just such a firm and guiding hand.
One of these kind-hearted souls, regular commenter andold meanie devoted educationalist Correction Man, today set me the task of drawing up a list of the rules at his strict finishing school (to prove that I was listening on Induction Day, I guess). I sat at my desk and worked long and hard on it – and I definitely didn’t pin that swot Isobel Chambers down at any point to get the answers from her – and here they are!
I also took the liberty of listing some punishments... (mainly from experience...)
That just has to cover it. Do I get a gold star, Sir? (That’ll show that know-it-all Isobel!)
One of these kind-hearted souls, regular commenter and
I also took the liberty of listing some punishments... (mainly from experience...)
That just has to cover it. Do I get a gold star, Sir? (That’ll show that know-it-all Isobel!)
Having been on earlier Penny and found understandably that due to your busy daily schedule your essay on the school rules were not yet presented i vacated the blog.However on my return just now i can clearly see they are now present ,and from a quick glance the presentation Penny looks both immaculate and perfect.I shall now however go and take a closer look and furnish you with my comments on my return.
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Well miss Penny Hasler you do indeed receive a gold star for setting out an absolutely immaculate set of guiding rules, together with a set of appropriate punishments should any of the above mentioned rules be broken.I am both very impressed and indeed pleased that you found the time to sit down and first think and then write your above comments, and proves without doubt you were intently listening when i spoke with you earlier today. I particularly like the chosen title of this Finishing School for privileged young ladies ST THRASHEMS. That young lady sits perfectly with me being well known to all miscreants for frequent use of corporal punishment when required. And while on the subject of corporal punishment i noticed during your introduction that you refered to me as an Old Meanie prior to crossing it out.That young lady will NOT go unnoticed, so at your first free moment you will make your way to my study so that i may discuss this issue with you in person. On arrival knock on my door and wait quietly outside untill asked to enter.
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And who ever the know- it- all Isobel is Penny? , you may inform her that if her conduct does not improve ; she will NOT be getting a STAR but my CANE accross her bare bottom instead every evening for an entire week.
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Thank goodness I never went to St Thrashems. I would have spent many a night sleeping on my stomach. My parents rule was always get punished (they banned spanking partway through my school days) at school, get one at home and spanking was most definitely not banned at home!
ReplyDeleteIf you were in my school, Penny, I think I'd need a special section of the punishment code just to cover doodling and limerick writing...
ReplyDeleteImreadonly2 shook his head,
ReplyDeleteAnd wrote a large ' F ' in bright red.
"Miss Hasler, COME HERE!
Your task was QUITE clear –
So DO not write poems instead!"
Aunty Andrea: ooh, that sounds awful! I can't imagine how it must have felt to get whacked at school and to know that you were going to get it later at home too!
ReplyDelete(Well, actually I can - and it's a lovely thing to fantasise about as an adult... YUM!)
Correction Man: A gold star for me, and a telling-off for Isobel? Yippee! :D
ReplyDeleteOh, and about that "old meanie" thing, I... that is, well, you see...
Penny smiled sweetly.
Er, um... another girl made me do it?
A very busy day i have indeed experienced in reality , however i am here at last to commence with my current duties, and will show the same determination and fortitude i apply to everyday life.. Penny i want less of your feeble exscuses trying to place the blame on another girls head, when indeed it is you yourself that single handedly as a prank decided to refer to me as a MEANIE. However if by chance another girl was involved? you will give me her name at once,do i make myself clear? I shall now enter a lenghty next message hopefully Penelope by the time i have completed it for you to read, i will have received an answer from you to my above question regarding the other girl! If not then i will commence further when we are next online together.
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You may now enter my study Penelope and befor i commence with proceedings you will first stand up straight with shoulders back and head looking directly at me so we have direct eye contact.When speaking with me you will address me as headmaster at all times' my full name being Horatio Hodge Head Master of St Thrashems.Very well penelope you know excactly why you are here. that being refering to me as a meanie, do you understand the meaning of that word?.Well let me enlighten you some in one instance it means stingy, something i am certainly NOT especialy when dealing out deserved corporal punishment as you will soon find out.Wether you are punished alone or with another girl will totaly depend on your reply to my question earlier. For your cheek i intend to introduce you and especialy your bare bottom to my birch switches, which i keep soaked in water so that they are fresh but more importantly very effective. I am pleased to see that your uniform looks impeccable especialy your highly polished shoes; did you know that you can tell much of a persons character from the condition of their footware.Now you will remove your blazer, skirt and knickers and after placing them neatly on my study desk , you will go over and straddle the arm of my leather chesterfield settee.I want you to adapt the following posture .your upper torso leaning foward and your straddled legs fully extended outwards in the opposite direction; this will present your bare bottom to me perfectly and befor i begin i want you to here the following.I hope i am not going to experience a repeat of what occured last week when using the birch on another young lady.When the intense heat intensified accross her bare bottom to boiling point, she suddenly clamped her upper thighs against the arm of my settee let out a great sigh and had the most intense orgasm you could ever imagine.; it left my beloved chesterfield looking like a small duck pond.She obviously had strong masochistic tendencies, so i then used the switches accross the backs of her upper thighs instead of her bottom ; after all penny this was a punishment and not a sexual adventure. Are you now ready to furnish me with any other girls name or are you going to stand in denial?.
ReplyDeletePlease Sir, it was Elizabeth! She said that if I didn't write that you were a meanie she'd tell you that I swiped the bottle of 'medicinal' brandy from the staff room! Honest, Sir!
ReplyDeleteSo there was indeed another miscreant other than yourself, i will deal with her tomorrow but for now penelope hassler it is your bottom that will feel my wrath. Now follow my instructions to the very letter girl or come to swiftly regret it!
ReplyDeleteAnd is there any truth that you took any brandy medicinal or other wise? i know how mischeivious you are young hassler.
ReplyDeleteMe, Sir? Oh no, Sir! I wouldn't dream of such a thing!
ReplyDeleteThat i find difficult to believe young lady , you are an excellent bright female but with a built ib brat distruction switch firmly attatched to you. Now get your blazer skirt and knickers off and stradle the arm ofthe chesterfield .AND HURRY YOURSELF IF YOU DO NOT WANT EXTRA!!!
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BANG! BANG! Open up, this is the Yard!! Right, then.
ReplyDeleteProf. Hodge, is it? Inspector Ketchum. I - why is that young lady naked? Put some clothes on, Missy, and get yourself home. There's a policeman at the door out there - leave your name and contact info with him. We may want to talk to you later.
As for you, Headmaster, you're under arrest. Give me that birch. We'll have no more of that.
Penny squealed and grabbed a nearby copy of Juggs to cover herself up.
ReplyDeleteOh! But!
The petite schoolgirl blushed at the handsome Inspector's gaze. She hurriedly pulled on the various scattered items of her uniform and made for the door, a comically scruffy, sheepish sight.
Under arrest you silly little boy!! i will have that birch back thank you, and i may have to drop your short trousers and apply it vigorously accross your bare bottom to teach you some much needed manners; for bursting into my study in that appauling manner. You should be made very aware that this is a finishing school for young ladies and is full registerd with all the correct authorities including the ones you are seemingly trying to impersonate. The young ladies privilied enough to be enrolled her at ST THRASHEMS do so with the full knowledge and total support and approval of their piers ect. the Finances involved are vast and they there for expect the finished product on leaving to be nothing less than perfect and the frequent use of Corporal Punishment in the vast majority of young ladies works very well indeed. And while you are here i wish to inform you of this, Miss hasler only attended St Thrashems yesterday and she like any other student has a 5 day clause in her enrolement contract and can with draw at any time up to the final 5th day. So if Miss Hasler is unhappy or finds the regime to strict then she is free to leave at once! and can accompany you Mr Ketchup from my Study and off the premises entirely and the entire matter will then be concluded in full.This old traditional finishing school is only truly interested in those young ladies who genuinely wish to attend and attain the objectives they desire.On leaving please close the door in the correct manner and i wish you both a very good day indeed from myself Horatio Hodge and everyone else at St Thrashems..
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Now then Prof Hodge, we'll have less of that. Come along quietly or I'll have you for resisting arrest. It's a serious offence, pirating spanking DVDs, so I wouldn't advise adding to the charge.
ReplyDeleteThat's it Sir, on with the handcuffs. Now we'll all go with the sergeant for a nice ride to the station.
You're not obliged to say anything unless you wish to do so...
I think mr ketchup if you have a word with the delightful miss hasler, she will inform you that after speaking with me in private ;she is now fully aware of both my character and intentions. So i suggest you take the matter up with her and not myself from this point on..And should she decide to show her disciplining side, you may well end up with your short trousers down for a second time to receive yet another sound and deserved birching .
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Now. Let's have Professor Hodge in situ at his desk (he did have a very good lawyer, he smiled), naughty Penny in her crisp but all-too-revealing uniform trembling uncertainly before him, and hugs and kisses to all my wonderful guests.
But you ARE a meanie! I don't deserve a birching, and I don't want one!
ReplyDeletePenny stamped her foot in as commanding a manner as she could and glared resentfully at her Headmaster.
You ended the scenario in a most professional manner Penelope, but then after conversing with you it comes as absolutely no surprise at all, that you know exactly how to conduct yourself in certain complicated situations VERY well done indeed!. And a meanie me? NEVER!! just a strict riged old school disciplinarian when it is required, never wavering from my duties even when a very attractive young lady in revealing uniform is in my presence. So be very aware Penelope that stomping your feet in that manner and glaring at me like a wild cat on heat, will NOT only earn you a birching but will earn you one every single day of the week. I hope you heed my words for if your bare bottom is actualy taken to task you will not like me one little bit and seating yourself will become extremely difficult indeed.. Always at your service dear lady should you ever require me. Sincerely C M.
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