Courtroom drama

Oops, I did it again... missed Saturday Spankings last week, that is. Sorree! It’s probably a good thing I didn’t take to being a Girl Guide as a kid; I’d still be trying for my sewing badge now.

But hey, I’m here this week (tada!) and I have another story extract with which to tease and entice you. The snippet comes from a tale in Spank! 2 with a sillier than usual plot: the CEO of a firm that makes spanking machines is in court defending herself against claims that her company’s products are prone to malfunction. A ludicrous charge, obviously! I’ve actually remembered for once that extracts can have up to eight sentences in them, so I’m taking full advantage of that:

At the rear of the machine was an innocuous-looking white column. Ms Sheely, in the manner of a seasoned salesperson, smoothed her hand down its plastic surface, smiling at the gallery as if she were showing off a prize on a TV game show. “This houses the mechanical arm that delivers the swats to the user’s bottom,” she said breezily. “And now, I shall demonstrate how it works in practice.”

The petite entrepreneur climbed onto the machine, knelt, and lowered herself forward into position over the dark faux-leather mount. “The Spank-o-Matic 8000 has been ergonomically designed for maximum user comfort,” she trilled, taking hold of the hand grips either side of the bench. “There are optional and fully automatic wrist bindings: some people prefer to be bound when they are spanked, you see. Prichard, if you would?”

I wonder if you can guess how things turn out from here? ;D

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