Monday, 5 August 2013

Report card? Oh, erm, I must have lost it.

It’s the end of the school year! Whee! That means long, lazy summer days... trips to the beach... and, joy of joys, no more lessons!

And, of course, it also means a report card to take home. (Ohh! Why didn’t you pay more attention in English class? That ‘F’ is going to spell a sore bottom when Daddy sees it).

I mention this because I just so happen to have created a make-believe report (we do rather go for the school roleplay thing in our house) and would be more than happy to put my Miss Hasler hat on and write a personalised one for any girl or boy who would like one.

Here’s mine for PE class:


Silly PE. I don’t wanna run and jump about! Hmf.

If you’d like a report of your own drop me a line by email or let me know in the comments :)
Posted by Penelope at 19:00
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22 comments:

  1. Renee Rose5 August 2013 at 19:35

    Penelope, you are so funny!

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  2. Anonymous5 August 2013 at 20:53

    Awesome Penelope. You are so naughty.

    Hug,
    joey

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  3. Mr X5 August 2013 at 21:38

    Penny, see me for extra PT as punishment..) .I know you dont exactly challenge yourself in pT class but you must admit you look great in the uniform frilly skirt and plimsolls..)

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    1. Penelope5 August 2013 at 22:12

      Well yes, that's true!

      But still - extra PE? Awww..!

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    2. Mr X6 August 2013 at 20:18

      Well, as katherine has offered to take your punishment, I can hardly refuse..)

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  4. Anonymous5 August 2013 at 23:31

    Naughty Penny!
    ~Poppy

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  5. Anonymous6 August 2013 at 02:38

    Sorry about the "F" in PE. :(

    If you ever want to trade classes, I'll take your PE for you!
    Shh. Don't tell anyone

    :)

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    1. Penelope6 August 2013 at 10:54

      Yay, you're on! :)

      I'll trade you a PE for a sex ed.

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  6. Anonymous6 August 2013 at 18:35

    naughty penny always forgets to wear her gym knickers too so the boys try to see up her gym skirt when shes playing netball.

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    1. Mr X6 August 2013 at 20:17

      You mean there's a boys school close by? That could be a very bsd influence..)

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  7. Bruno the Pen7 August 2013 at 12:41

    Psst! Hey you! Yeah, you kid. How would you like to have that report fixed? For 5 quid, I can make your F a B, and your 45% attendance - it'll be 95%. I do good work, guaranteed to fool your parents, or you get your money back. Oh, you're worried about that comment section? For an extra tenner, I can completely erase it. And I mean completely. It'll look perfect. I'll even add any comment you want, in the teacher's handwriting, free of additional charge. Whadaya say, kid? Hurry up and decide. I haven't got all day!

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    1. Penelope7 August 2013 at 20:58

      Oh! Well, Daddy always told me not to cheat... and I'd get such a whacking if he found out I had.

      But then he wouldn't have to know, would he?

      I'll have the works! So that's, erm, hang on... five plus ten makes... erm...

      Will a twenty do?

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  8. Mr X7 August 2013 at 21:41

    Falsifying a report card would probably be considered a whacking and reformatory style dtention offence at Birchington...)

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    1. Penelope8 August 2013 at 10:17

      Good thing I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing, then, isn't it? :D

      Wink, wink.

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  9. Bruno8 August 2013 at 03:06

    Yes, it looks like Penny is really in for it now, lucky girl.

    Now, to introduce myself properly, I'm Bruno. I've been lurking around here for a few days, and I just love your blog! I'm hoping to enroll in Miss Hasler's next English class.

    Love and spanks x

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    1. Penelope8 August 2013 at 10:21

      Welcome, Bruno! I'm delighted to have you here and am blushingly proud that you like my blog. Looking forward to seeing you in class xx

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    2. Mr X8 August 2013 at 21:07

      Welcome Bruno, I'm a newbie here myself but the people here are very nice/very kinky (also a good combo) and the lovely Penny puts up with me..)

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  10. Timmy10 August 2013 at 21:50

    you are about the only person I know who is able to get an F in PE
    But then again that is why I like you

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    1. Penelope16 October 2013 at 10:36

      I'm terribly sorry, Timmy - I have only just seen your comment today... two months late!

      But yes, I'm afraid PE and Penny don't really mix. It's the whole physical effort thing...

      P.S. I like you too :D

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