Monday, 5 August 2013

Report card? Oh, erm, I must have lost it.

It’s the end of the school year! Whee! That means long, lazy summer days... trips to the beach... and, joy of joys, no more lessons!

And, of course, it also means a report card to take home. (Ohh! Why didn’t you pay more attention in English class? That ‘F’ is going to spell a sore bottom when Daddy sees it).

I mention this because I just so happen to have created a make-believe report (we do rather go for the school roleplay thing in our house) and would be more than happy to put my Miss Hasler hat on and write a personalised one for any girl or boy who would like one.

Here’s mine for PE class:


Silly PE. I don’t wanna run and jump about! Hmf.

If you’d like a report of your own drop me a line by email or let me know in the comments :)

22 comments:

  1. Awesome Penelope. You are so naughty.

    Hug,
    joey

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    1. Thanks, Joey :)

      Also, pot, kettle. xoxo

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  2. Penny, see me for extra PT as punishment..) .I know you dont exactly challenge yourself in pT class but you must admit you look great in the uniform frilly skirt and plimsolls..)

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    1. Well yes, that's true!

      But still - extra PE? Awww..!

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    2. Well, as katherine has offered to take your punishment, I can hardly refuse..)

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  3. Naughty Penny!
    ~Poppy

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  4. Sorry about the "F" in PE. :(

    If you ever want to trade classes, I'll take your PE for you!
    Shh. Don't tell anyone

    :)

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    1. Yay, you're on! :)

      I'll trade you a PE for a sex ed.

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  5. naughty penny always forgets to wear her gym knickers too so the boys try to see up her gym skirt when shes playing netball.

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    1. You mean there's a boys school close by? That could be a very bsd influence..)

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  6. Psst! Hey you! Yeah, you kid. How would you like to have that report fixed? For 5 quid, I can make your F a B, and your 45% attendance - it'll be 95%. I do good work, guaranteed to fool your parents, or you get your money back. Oh, you're worried about that comment section? For an extra tenner, I can completely erase it. And I mean completely. It'll look perfect. I'll even add any comment you want, in the teacher's handwriting, free of additional charge. Whadaya say, kid? Hurry up and decide. I haven't got all day!

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    1. Oh! Well, Daddy always told me not to cheat... and I'd get such a whacking if he found out I had.

      But then he wouldn't have to know, would he?

      I'll have the works! So that's, erm, hang on... five plus ten makes... erm...

      Will a twenty do?

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  7. Falsifying a report card would probably be considered a whacking and reformatory style dtention offence at Birchington...)

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    1. Good thing I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing, then, isn't it? :D

      Wink, wink.

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  8. Yes, it looks like Penny is really in for it now, lucky girl.

    Now, to introduce myself properly, I'm Bruno. I've been lurking around here for a few days, and I just love your blog! I'm hoping to enroll in Miss Hasler's next English class.

    Love and spanks x

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    1. Welcome, Bruno! I'm delighted to have you here and am blushingly proud that you like my blog. Looking forward to seeing you in class xx

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    2. Welcome Bruno, I'm a newbie here myself but the people here are very nice/very kinky (also a good combo) and the lovely Penny puts up with me..)

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  9. you are about the only person I know who is able to get an F in PE
    But then again that is why I like you

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    1. I'm terribly sorry, Timmy - I have only just seen your comment today... two months late!

      But yes, I'm afraid PE and Penny don't really mix. It's the whole physical effort thing...

      P.S. I like you too :D

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