I will not misbehave in class...

I got my detention last night as promised, and it was painful, humiliating, and thoroughly sexy.

Ready laid out on the bed was the uniform I was to wear, as selected by my 'teacher' (I have quite a range of schoolwear to choose from): a knee-length grey pleated skirt, long grey socks, white blouse, blue and yellow striped tie, maroon blazer (complete with school crest). All genuine schoolwear, as worn by genuine schoolgirls in genuine English schools, and all the more humiliating for it.

On my teacher's command I stripped out of my regular clothes, down to my bra and knickers, and dressed in my uniform.

Once suitably attired, I was given a good five minute telling-off, with all my (invented) scholarly misdeeds reeled off in a deeply disapproving tone. I'm afraid to say I managed to get myself into even more trouble with my sassy attitude during this part...

... so when I was taken over his knee for a hand spanking, the scolding continued in the same strict, belittling tone. I was spanked over my skirt, quite hard, perhaps fifty times. Any smack to my bottom is a good smack, but there are certain areas of my behind that just feel extra wonderful, and they weren't neglected.

My skirt was flipped up and I received many more spanks over my panties, and, at the bottom of my cheeks where my panties don't reach, several to my bare skin. By this point I was squirming and beginning to whimper that I was sorry, but my teacher (love him) was having none of it. After all, I was a bad, bad girl who deserved a good, sore bottom, and I was going to get one.

When the warm-up spanking was over, and I lay helpless across my teacher's knee, my bottom and legs were caressed for a few long, blissful minutes. And a loving hand slipped between my legs, and lightly teased my shamefully wet pussy through the thin cotton of my panties. Ohhhhh....

...and then I was put into the corner. No fair!

I'll spare you the rest of the details, save for mentioning that later on a wooden spoon was applied at length to my bare bottom. And that I was made to take my teacher's throbbing cock in my sweet little mouth. And that I was tied to the bed and taken hard from behind...

Sitting here the next day, my bottom still a little tender, I can say with confidence that I will definitely not be a naughty girl in class in future...

Facebook

Hello, dear reader. Just a note re that awfully popular social networking site, Facebook. I'm sure you've heard of it.

Point is, I am not on it. Nope. Uh-uh.

There is a Penelope Hasler on there, but she is not me, and I am not she.

Just thought I'd make that clear so my namesake doesn't get inundated with saucy messages from spankophiles. (Any that she doesn't already know, that is).

Detention for Miss Hasler

I write about spanking and, for want of a better term, 'kinky' sex, and I also enjoy both in my personal life. My partner and I continually explore new things - new roleplay scenarios, new implements, new positions - which seems perfectly natural to me, as we are always in a process of exploring each other's sexuality and each other as people.

That said, we do have a few favourite scenarios that we tend to return to again and again. One is the classic 'naughty schoolgirl and strict teacher', where the schoolgirl (me), dressed in authentic uniform, is verbally disciplined (I love a good scolding), punished with lines and/or corner time, and given a spanking (the severity depends on just how naughty I've been in our fantasy, and/or just how horny I'm feeling). Suitably chastised, I am then 'forced' into sexual subservience: made to worship my partner's cock; stripped, bound and teased; worked up into a frenzy of longing, then fucked long and hard.

Bliss!

I just thought I'd share this, and let my reader know that I will be playing this game tonight. I just never seem to learn my lesson, so it's detention once again...

P.S. My better half doesn't actually look like Peter Griffin.
P.P.S. Family Guy © Fox Broadcasting Company. I don't particularly want a spanking from their IP lawyers.

How hard is it to get your book reviewed?

Pretty hard, it would seem. My publisher, Neon, has sent out copies of Spank! to a goodly number of specialist (romance/erotica/BDSM) review sites in the months since the book's release. Number of reviews to date? Zero.

Was it something they said? Is it the cartoon cover? Is it because the words "vampire" or "wolf" don't appear in the title?

Whatever the reason, it's a shame, as reviews (good or bad) are helpful to readers.

I therefore make the following plea: if anyone has read the book and wants to write a few lines about it on Amazon, be my guest! There is a single, solitary review there at present – many thanks to that kind person – but more would be great, as that would give people a more rounded picture of my little book and help them decide whether it is worth bothering with or not.

And of course suggestions/criticism can help make the next book better...

A Naughty Little Writer writes

Hello and welcome to my blog! I hope to post the occasional interesting thing here*, and I hope that you will enjoy reading.

As the blog title suggests, I am an author of that naughtiest of genres, spanking fiction. It's a great little genre and lots of fun to write in. And it's hot. Even the words themselves – spanking fiction – give me a guilty little frisson of excitement, so I think I am in the right field.

I had my first work (Spank!, written with the delectable Becky Sharpe) published on the Kindle in 2010 and I have lots of ideas for new stories that I am working on right now. I'll do my best to keep you up to date with any new developments, and I promise not to post about boring things like the variety of coffee I had this morning or my cat's unique and charming proclivities.

All are welcome to comment freely. If you've read any of my stories I'd love your feedback (good or bad), and if you haven't I'd like to hear from you anyway. (That, after all, is the whole beauty of the internet: rather than a one-way broadcast stream, it's a multi-directional communication medium). If you're into reading about spanking, or into spanking itself, then I hope you'll pop in and say hello from time to time.

Okay, that's my first post written – see you soon, and be naughty!

*You never know.