Sunday, 27 March 2011

Schoolgirls and pigtails and spanking, oh my!


Fans of schoolroom discipline take note: the first in Becky Sharpe's new series of stories set in a strict boarding school for girls has just been published for the Kindle.

The Girls of St Abelard's: Caught Red-Handed centres around two pupils caught sneaking into the detention room after hours. Severely punished female bottoms guaranteed!

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Writing about writing

I thought it would be nice to post every now and then with a little bit about my writing approach and to outline some of the things I'm interested in (in a literary sense).

First up we have 'self-reflexive' fiction, or metafiction. This is quite an appropriate subject for my first post on writing, actually, as metafiction can be thought of, amongst other things, as 'writing about writing'. In contrast with the 'traditional' fictional text, the metafictional text is self-aware; self-conscious. What I mean by this is that, whereas traditional fiction typically conceals its status as a made object, metafiction makes its status as such explicit. It breaks the illusion, as it were, and reminds the reader that what he or she is reading is just a collection of words composed by a writer sometime, somewhere.

I'm fascinated by the potentiality of this type of writing and the effect(s) that it can create; even when that effect is nothing more profound than a little added 'zing' (though it can often be much more than that, of course). I sprinkled self-reflexive snippets into a couple of my stories in Spank! – just subtle moments, not anything that interrupts the narrative to the extent of, e.g., the narrator's interjection in The French Lieutenant's Woman – to give the stories a touch more texture, and to make the reading experience a little bit different.

What sort of moments do I mean? Well, in 'A New Dimension', spankee James, when told by his newly-dominant wife just what he has in store, thinks to himself:

"Surely this kind of thing only happens in spanking stories?"

This line not only conveys James' excited disbelief at the imminent realisation of a long-cherished fantasy; it also serves as a knowing wink to the reader that the narrative James inhabits is aware of its own status as escapist spanking fiction.

I go a little further in 'The Magic Book', a tale explicitly about the blurring of boundaries between reality and fiction. Georgina, freshly transported into the position of a maid in a BDSM story, reels as the reality of her situation dawns on her:

"One minute I'm reading a spanking story, and the next I'm in the bloody story! This is impossible!"

In so articulating her predicament – from within a spanking story that is itself within a spanking story – she calls attention to the ordinarily backgrounded conventions of realist fiction and the unconsciously-accepted demarcation between reader and fictional text, and (unwittingly) invites the reader of her story to share in the dizzying sense of wonderment she feels at their transgression.

That both Georgina and James are identified as readers of spanking fiction is no accident: this detail creates an immediate and overt commonality between them and the readers of their stories. This bond, I hope, helps strengthen the reader's identification with them and intensifies the vicarious thrill of their spankings.

I should probably point out here that a story doesn't necessarily have to have a metafictional dimension in order to be innovative or enjoyable (something hopefully proven by the other stories in Spank!): at the end of the day it's just another technique to be used. I guess its appeal to me is that it's a kind of bringing-to-the-surface of things that normally remain unsaid; a naughty little bending of the rules. And so, of course, it's fun!

N.B. If anyone finds themselves magically transported into one of the stories in Spank! (and has their bottom vigorously tanned as a result), do write and let me know. Personally, I'd love to find myself in Eleanor DeBauchert's unfortunate position...

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Spanks a lot

I just want to say a big thank you to everyone who has bought a copy of Spank!

It makes me glad that people read and enjoy my writing, and I know Becky feels the same. It's great as a writer to know that people are interested in what you are writing. And if we've made just one person's day better via our efforts, then we've done something worthwhile.

So, thank you.

P.S. Readers might like to know that I'm going to get a walloping tonight, from my dear better half and a wooden spoon. One for each copy sold this year. My poor little bottom is going to be very, very sore, thanks to you lot...

... can't wait!

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

Aren't I a clever girl?

I figured my little blog could do with a brightening touch, so I've just added a banner image to the top of the page. I considered using a picture of a spanked bottom (perhaps even my own), but decided that a fountain pen would make for a more urbane effect. Writer, pen, si?

And I did it all by myself! (With a little help from Blogger, that is).

Monday, 31 January 2011

I will not misbehave in class...

I got my detention last night as promised, and it was painful, humiliating, and thoroughly sexy.

Ready laid out on the bed was the uniform I was to wear, as selected by my 'teacher' (I have quite a range of schoolwear to choose from): a knee-length grey pleated skirt, long grey socks, white blouse, blue and yellow striped tie, maroon blazer (complete with school crest). All genuine schoolwear, as worn by genuine schoolgirls in genuine English schools, and all the more humiliating for it.

On my teacher's command I stripped out of my regular clothes, down to my bra and knickers, and dressed in my uniform.

Once suitably attired, I was given a good five minute telling-off, with all my (invented) scholarly misdeeds reeled off in a deeply disapproving tone. I'm afraid to say I managed to get myself into even more trouble with my sassy attitude during this part...

... so when I was taken over his knee for a hand spanking, the scolding continued in the same strict, belittling tone. I was spanked over my skirt, quite hard, perhaps fifty times. Any smack to my bottom is a good smack, but there are certain areas of my behind that just feel extra wonderful, and they weren't neglected.

My skirt was flipped up and I received many more spanks over my panties, and, at the bottom of my cheeks where my panties don't reach, several to my bare skin. By this point I was squirming and beginning to whimper that I was sorry, but my teacher (love him) was having none of it. After all, I was a bad, bad girl who deserved a good, sore bottom, and I was going to get one.

When the warm-up spanking was over, and I lay helpless across my teacher's knee, my bottom and legs were caressed for a few long, blissful minutes. And a loving hand slipped between my legs, and lightly teased my shamefully wet pussy through the thin cotton of my panties. Ohhhhh....

...and then I was put into the corner. No fair!

I'll spare you the rest of the details, save for mentioning that later on a wooden spoon was applied at length to my bare bottom. And that I was made to take my teacher's throbbing cock in my sweet little mouth. And that I was tied to the bed and taken hard from behind...

Sitting here the next day, my bottom still a little tender, I can say with confidence that I will definitely not be a naughty girl in class in future...

Facebook

Hello, dear reader. Just a note re that awfully popular social networking site, Facebook. I'm sure you've heard of it.

Point is, I am not on it. Nope. Uh-uh.

There is a Penelope Hasler on there, but she is not me, and I am not she.

Just thought I'd make that clear so my namesake doesn't get inundated with saucy messages from spankophiles. (Any that she doesn't already know, that is).

Sunday, 30 January 2011

Detention for Miss Hasler


I write about spanking and, for want of a better term, 'kinky' sex, and I also enjoy both in my personal life. My partner and I continually explore new things - new roleplay scenarios, new implements, new positions - which seems perfectly natural to me, as we are always in a process of exploring each other's sexuality and each other as people.

That said, we do have a few favourite scenarios that we tend to return to again and again. One is the classic 'naughty schoolgirl and strict teacher', where the schoolgirl (me), dressed in authentic uniform, is verbally disciplined (I love a good scolding), punished with lines and/or corner time, and given a spanking (the severity depends on just how naughty I've been in our fantasy, and/or just how horny I'm feeling). Suitably chastised, I am then 'forced' into sexual subservience: made to worship my partner's cock; stripped, bound and teased; worked up into a frenzy of longing, then fucked long and hard.

Bliss!

I just thought I'd share this, and let my reader know that I will be playing this game tonight. I just never seem to learn my lesson, so it's detention once again...

P.S. My better half doesn't actually look like Peter Griffin.
P.P.S. Family Guy © Fox Broadcasting Company. I don't particularly want a spanking from their IP lawyers.

How hard is it to get your book reviewed?

Pretty hard, it would seem. My publisher, Neon, has sent out copies of Spank! to a goodly number of specialist (romance/erotica/BDSM) review sites in the months since the book's release. Number of reviews to date? Zero.

Was it something they said? Is it the cartoon cover? Is it because the words "vampire" or "wolf" don't appear in the title?

Whatever the reason, it's a shame, as reviews (good or bad) are helpful to readers.

I therefore make the following plea: if anyone has read the book and wants to write a few lines about it on Amazon, be my guest! There is a single, solitary review there at present – many thanks to that kind person – but more would be great, as that would give people a more rounded picture of my little book and help them decide whether it is worth bothering with or not.

And of course suggestions/criticism can help make the next book better...

Tuesday, 25 January 2011

A Naughty Little Writer writes

Hello and welcome to my blog! I hope to post the occasional interesting thing here*, and I hope that you will enjoy reading.

As the blog title suggests, I am an author of that naughtiest of genres, spanking fiction. It's a great little genre and lots of fun to write in. And it's hot. Even the words themselves – spanking fiction – give me a guilty little frisson of excitement, so I think I am in the right field.

I had my first work (Spank!, written with the delectable Becky Sharpe) published on the Kindle in 2010 and I have lots of ideas for new stories that I am working on right now. I'll do my best to keep you up to date with any new developments, and I promise not to post about boring things like the variety of coffee I had this morning or my cat's unique and charming proclivities.

All are welcome to comment freely. If you've read any of my stories I'd love your feedback (good or bad), and if you haven't I'd like to hear from you anyway. (That, after all, is the whole beauty of the internet: rather than a one-way broadcast stream, it's a multi-directional communication medium). If you're into reading about spanking, or into spanking itself, then I hope you'll pop in and say hello from time to time.

Okay, that's my first post written – see you soon, and be naughty!

*You never know.