Friday 27 January 2012

Steamy self-promotion

Now, to the matter I was originally planning to post on, before I was so rudely interrupted...

I’m not sure whether it was an idea brought on by a feverish night’s sleep, or an unconscious after-effect of reading some of Spanky’s funny posts, but waking one morn I thought it would be fun to do a silly parody; a plug for a made-up erotic book. I’m sure such a thing will have been done before, but hey.

Let’s see. First we need a title. This should of course follow the erotic book/movie naming convention of adjective-noun, with both ideally leaning towards the suggestive end of the vocab scale. You know, things like Forbidden Hunger, or Secret Passion.

I’ve got it. Steamy Obsessions. Ooh!

Now we need a cover. It’s got to have some female flesh on it... and a certain hint of suburban eroticism... what better than a stock photo of a woman taking a shower? Like this one:


Add the cover text, and hey presto:


Steamy!

Now I just need to write some blurb. Let’s start with the character names. There are three principal figures in the story, the first being the horny, sexy female protagonist and the second being her horny, sexy male paramour. She can be Amarynth Foster and he can be Kent Ambridge. Nice realistic-sounding names. And the third point in our little love triangle can be the sultry Raquel Conchitez.

Okay. Now for the hard sell!

Raquel is a young woman with needs. What she needs is the brooding, muscular Kent, but he’s already taken – by her best friend! What sensual lures will the Latino temptress employ to get what she wants? Will red-blooded (and well-hung) Kent be able to resist her wiles (and her perfect body)? What will happen when two overly-sexed women clash over one man? Might it involve them getting naked in the shower together and having some lesbian fun? Is Amarynth’s shower big enough for all three lovers to get in? Read the sex-packed Steamy Obsessions and find out... (Several further posts on the subject to follow).

Eew. I feel like I could use a shower myself now.

13 comments:

  1. Glad I could help! I've always wanted to try my hand a spanking fiction, but I'm not sure I could pull it off.

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  2. Ooh, you're funny! And I'm sure anything you wrote would be great.

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  3. That picture is so hot
    I would love to take a shower with her

    Timmy

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  4. Maybe one day you will, Timmy! And if you do maybe she will take her bikini bottoms off x

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  5. you always find the best pictures

    Timmy

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  6. If she did I would just stand there speechless not knowing what to do.

    Timmy

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  7. Oh, I'm sure you would think of something... :)

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  8. I would have her suck me off then I would make sweet love to her

    Timmy

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  9. See? I knew you'd figure out what to do ;)

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  10. I must say that visiting your blog every day has become a nice habit. Not only are you pleasant and personable in your posts but you are willing to interact with your readers which I appreciate greatly.

    Hugs
    Timmy

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  11. Aw, that's so sweet. I'm glad you enjoy visiting and I'm only sorry I don't have time to post more often.

    And I enjoy interacting with nice (and kinky) people!

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  12. Hi Miss,
    I am feeling especially naughty today. I haven't been keeping up with my punishment schedule and I am starting to get bored with it. Could you assign me a special punishment that you wold like be to perform with my slipper and describe how you want me to do it in detail. I will report back when I am finished

    Always Naughty
    Timmy

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  13. Bad boy for feeling especially naughty and bad boy for not keeping up with your punishment schedule. I don't care if you find it boring - you're not supposed to enjoy it!

    You want a special punishment? Very well. I want you to punish yourself whilst playing with yourself, in order to create an association between those two things in your mind.

    Place your slipper on the desk in front of yourself. Slip your hand down into your pants and grab that naughty cock of yours. Tease yourself. Think all the naughty, sexy thoughts you like. Look at the slipper while you get yourself hard, and know that it will be roasting your bottom soon. What a wicked little boy you are.

    Hand out of your pants. Stand up. Take your trousers down. Hand back into your pants and back onto your naughty bits. Take the slipper. Kneel down, as if you were kneeling at my feet. Apply the slipper to your own backside, hard, but with nice, long pauses between swats. Only bad boys play with themselves. You are a very, very bad boy. Give yourself fifty like this.

    Now stand up and go to the corner. Pull your pants down. It's a spanking in the corner for you, my boy! I want that bottom tanned, so that slipper must be applied nice and hard and fast. You may masturbate with your other hand. Give yourself as many swats as you can. I want that bottom VERY red and VERY sore.

    When your corner spanking/wanking is over, you will remain in the corner for ten more minutes, hands on your head, to think about your naughtiness.

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