My plan for world domination continues apace... my little blog is now listed on the erotic blog portal/review site Love Boudoir. I must admit that LB is new to me, but it is clearly a very useful resource: there are zillions of blogs listed there!
Thanks, LB! xx
And don’t worry: I will be a very kind and generous Queen of the Whole World when the time comes. And I’m sure you will all come to love Whip Wednesdays, Thrashing Thursdays and Spanking Saturdays eventually. Oh, and Fawning Fridays. Muwahaha.
Thanks, LB! xx
And don’t worry: I will be a very kind and generous Queen of the Whole World when the time comes. And I’m sure you will all come to love Whip Wednesdays, Thrashing Thursdays and Spanking Saturdays eventually. Oh, and Fawning Fridays. Muwahaha.
Congratulations young young lady, said the not so young Harry, Thank you for sharing this new wonderful facility.
ReplyDeleteWhen you do become Queen if you are not already,allow me on behalf of many other naughty lurkers to say.
God save the Queen.
Good luck.
ReplyDeleteCan you vote for dictators? If so, you have my vote for QotWW.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you will be busy on those Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays teaching irresponsible world politicians to behave themselves, but if you need someone for a demonstration of what might happen if they get out of line....
Thank you, kind subjects! ;o) You are sweet.
ReplyDeleteAnd fear not, RR: you will be my Personal Whipping Boy. (And Spanking, and Caning...)
You may well be The Queen of Spanking Literarature (expert judges winner- very well deserved) and also the coveted Top Totty Red Botty Laureate for 2012 (Lurkers choice) ...but aren't you just a naughty little Priness who needs to be taken down a peg or two ? A little madam who needs her Royal gowns and petticoats lifted, her incy-wincy pink pony panties pulled down and her little bare white botty smacked a good'un by The bad old nasty strict King ? (OTK with The Royal Princess's Hairbrush).. Yes Penny, Queeny in due course young lady but not before time. ....Strict Uncle
ReplyDeleteAww! *royal pout*
ReplyDeleteBut Uncle! I'm all growed up even if I am still a Princess an' I don't wanna be taken down any pegs an', an'...
...an' I don't wanna spankin'! I don't, don't, don't! *royal stamping of feet*
I've just earned myself d-double for backchat? Awww! But my botty's still sore from the last one you gave me!
Fetch my royal hairbrush and be quick about it? Y-yes, Uncle! :(
Thank you for the lovely compliments, by the way! You are much too kind but I'm glad you enjoy :)
ReplyDeleteWowser Penny...couldn't have put it better my self ! Luv the "royal stamping of feet"..(Your insights, tone, and vignettes are unique) and Oh My, with little precocious you stood there with your pretty bunches n all ! And your sparly little princess shoes and shiny bracelets. You see young lady , you need to learn that your Royal Pink Plastic Pony hairbrush has two uses...the bristles for your gorgeous, Rapunzel girly hair and that nasty hard back for a certain naughty Princess's tender little chubby bare snow white botty...yes my girl ! All Princesses need to understand, especially innovative, talented Poetic Laureates like you, with the weight of storytelling expectations and the Literary World/spanking blogosphere on their smooth, sun-tanned, toned shoulders ,...Strict Uncle
ReplyDeleteAnd all through the Royal Household, the sound of pink plastic hairbrush upon deserving royal rear could be heard, along of course with the yowling of the young royal to whom that rear belonged.
ReplyDeleteThe servants winked knowingly to one another - as they always did on such occasions - and very much enjoyed the performance. The one piece of fortune in an otherwise painfully unfortunate afternoon for little Princess Penny was that she was quite unaware of their rapt attention.
Holding court...For all the Knaves, jesters and minstrels sniggered as the "spanking of a Princess" echoed around the marble corridoors. The "untouchable" Princess - the impossible one - would get her just desserts over Daddy's knee...and how The mighty King did his duty ! The sound of the nasty pink plastic Royal hairbrush smacking against the very sensitive, vevety bare skin of the wayward Princess's chubby bare snow-white botty caused much amusement and yes folks, even catharsis. The sting on her soft, tender botty was most unbearable and with her loud bunny-wailing, The King's Court could hardly contain their laughter. The jester hopped around holdiong his boney ass and other fair Maidens went to the corners, holding their posteriors for imposters roleplay. And even the minstrels were tempted to accompany the bum rap with a fanfare of trumpets...but they wisely held their councel. Yes folks...when Precocious Princess Penny got here cutey bare botty smacked in private....it was a very public festival, a time for celebration...a right audio podcast !...Strict Uncle (The Common Man)
ReplyDeleteThough she may have been a Princess, Penny cried just like any other naughty girl as her botty was tanned with the feared hairbrush. "Boo-hoo-hoo!" she sobbed, her little face streaked with tears. "I'm sorry, Daddy! I'm S-SORRY!"
ReplyDeleteAnd when, at last, her father concurred that she truly was sorry, the proud little madam stood snivelling in the corner just as humbly as any common brat, her poor punished posterior glowing a resplendent red.
The King was strict proud and usually very discrete: the naughty Princesses normally being punished in private with the Royal Hairbrush, over his knee, skirts lifted, drawers lowered and on an up-turned Royal White Botty that would always be completely bare. Penny's scarlet posterior- BOO HOO ! - felt like Daddy had dropped a Royal Bee's Nest on her bare skin, but she was told to keep her hands permanently on her head and could not massage away the burning...poor little sore botty ! Much to her chagrin, Daddy decided to "make an example" of this protocol and allowed a procession to walk past...an entourage of Lords, Ladies and Court well-to--dos...the great and the good. It also served as a warning to other Princess-types, little madams, awkward young ladies and high maitenance maidens that their usually modestly covered-up soft white botties were alweays vulnerable to be found very bare and exposed over Daddy's knee, should they be lacking in manners, polite etiquette and demeanour attitude...this point was very subtedly re-inforced by fathers everywhere, via "a quiet word" in a daughter's ear on the way home from the palace. Long Live The King !....strict uncle
ReplyDeleteIt's reassuring to see that even the prettiest and most proud Princess gets spankings that humble from her Daddy.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on getting more deserved recognition of your blog, Penelope. XO.
Corner Now, absolutely brilliant.My human error has left me with loads of different sites etc etc.Thank you for your words, and the first I am realy sorry that I've lost that but realy think I have everything sorted to use this one only forever now. Blog hug.
ReplyDeleteAh! I'm glad that you have a nice, permanent home now. Don't worry about my comments being lost: I'm sure I can summon the creativity to write new ones.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you very much for writing such a sweet post about my blog. I'm very glad you are enjoying the English lessons! As for your spelling test results... I am still waiting for your completed test paper, young man.
Miss Hasler frowned.
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ReplyDeleteHere are my test papers miss, (thank goodness I found them in time)(or did I ?)