I’m in a poetry mood again today. As a change from my usual limericks, I thought it might be fun to make a ‘found’ poem.
Found poetry is where you take bits of text from existing sources and put them together to make something new. And – here’s the clever, 21st century bit – what better source material to use than the search terms people type in to find my blog? (If one wishes to write a poem about a naughty girl being spanked, that is...)
Lights, please. *coughs delicately*
Found poetry is where you take bits of text from existing sources and put them together to make something new. And – here’s the clever, 21st century bit – what better source material to use than the search terms people type in to find my blog? (If one wishes to write a poem about a naughty girl being spanked, that is...)
Lights, please. *coughs delicately*
thrashing naughty penelope hasler
naughty little girl being mean to her daddy
i want to be spanked like a little brat
young lady you are going over my knee
no daddy i promise to be good
remove short skirt
blue school knickers
bend over you're getting a paddling
daddys little girl
bends over naked
insolent bottom
waiting to be spanked
i'm sorry please don't spank me
paddle meets rump
naughty bare backside
wack wack smack smack
if you act like a brat i will treat you like a brat
spanked by daddy crying naughty
over the knee good hard spanking
tanning
blistering
howling
kicking
little girl in the corner
spanked bottom exposed
daddy's naughty angel
naughty little girl being mean to her daddy
i want to be spanked like a little brat
young lady you are going over my knee
no daddy i promise to be good
remove short skirt
blue school knickers
bend over you're getting a paddling
daddys little girl
bends over naked
insolent bottom
waiting to be spanked
i'm sorry please don't spank me
paddle meets rump
naughty bare backside
wack wack smack smack
if you act like a brat i will treat you like a brat
spanked by daddy crying naughty
over the knee good hard spanking
tanning
blistering
howling
kicking
little girl in the corner
spanked bottom exposed
daddy's naughty angel
Well done. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteAs a pupil of yours may I submit for your discretion.
ReplyDeleteOne based on blog names please:
Naughty writer, strict Julie spanks, bottom smarts,
Over the desk spanking, consensual spanking
In detention, home and school discipline.;
Salacious stranger, caned.
That it.
Nice! I like your concept.
ReplyDeleteBut I must say, young lady, as a writer you should know better than to use redundancy.
"naughty penelope hasler", my dear, is--by definition--redundant.
*grins*
Ner ner ner, rasp rasp!
ReplyDeleteHmf! ;)
Thank you for the thank you, joey - always appreciated!
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for the poem, Harry. Very Charles Olson. But kinky.
That was pretty great.
ReplyDeleteAdele Haze has a lot of fun with her search terms. There are always some weird ones.
HG
Thanks, HG.
ReplyDeleteI haven't read Adele's posts on search terms but I bet they're funny. I know Spanky writes very funny posts about them!
Personally, I've always been hesitant to showcase searches as they seem like a rather private thing - my readers' perversions are safe with me, kinda thing. But I figured that using some relatively conventional phrases in a creative piece like a poem would be okay.
Words can be very powerful. You picked them beautifully.
ReplyDeleteSearch words must be the most concise and accurate map to a person's passions.