Spanky sports: virtual edition

A two-in-one kinda post today. Firstly, I have been introduced to – and am very proud to link to – a trio of great blogs. Big hugs and bratty salutations to my new friends Ian & Lillie, Ludwig & Kaelah, and Underling! (I’m not exactly sure what a bratty salutation might consist of, btw, but I imagine it involves blowing a smiling raspberry at some point... ;P)

Secondly, I know I’m a day or three late but I just have to showcase and applaud a lovely little piece of spanko creativity by the aforementioned Underling: a spanking video game! This is the thing that first led me to his blog, in fact (via Ana, via Kaelah). Spanky sports in the comfort of your own home – how neat is that?

The game, ‘Smack and Yield’, is a simulation of Olympic Spanking (lol), with women beating the buns of naughty boys with some fearsome-looking paddles. Underling has very kindly given me permission to host his wonderful game here, so here it is (Flash required):

You play it by bashing your left and right cursor keys: the faster the keypresses, the faster the swats! There are three difficulty levels, and I think I found my natural level (the middle one) instinctively. The first round was an easy win, but the semi-final and final were won by a whisker. Here’s a snap of one of my victories. Take that, Canada! :P

I haven’t tried the hardest level yet, because I suspect it might be a bit too much of a challenge for me. And I’m not the world’s most gracious loser. But then, maybe losing wouldn’t be such a bad thing... I could always have fun imagining what happens to the defeated team when they shuffle, shame-faced, back to their strict female coach...

Hmm. I wonder if Mr Underling would ever consider making a custom version with Maria Sharapova roasting a naughty little ballgirl’s behind?