Monday, 24 February 2014

A little light relief

Have I fallen off the world? No, not quite, but I am experiencing turbulence in my personal life so spanky stuff has been kinda beyond me lately. Sorry for the lack of fun – I’ve missed you all and I hope you’re doing okay.

A place I like to go when I’m feeling down is the land of silliness and humour, with a leaning toward the sorts of jokes that Little Penny enjoys. So I’d like to share a few puns and make you groan :)

And to do so I shall employ a neat (and geeky) little thing that I used in my Love Spanks post: a ‘peekaboo button’. This reveals text when you click on it, thanks to the magic of Science. I’m sure there are lots of interesting ways to use such a thing, but the one that occurred to me was the telling of (terrible) jokes... click at your own risk!

Oh my... those are some seriously bad jokes. As a reward for enduring them, and if you’re not all clicked out, I’d like to share a very neat picture that a dear friend drew for me.

Little Penny is hooting with laughter right now (or perhaps honking)... please imagine a teadressed poppet rolling about in a most undignified fashion, in imminent danger of wetting herself. And we all know what happens to little girls who do that, don’t we?

If you have any jokes (child-friendly or otherwise) that you’d like to share, please do so in the comments!


  1. You managed to get me to crack a smile
    Well done :)


  2. Honks will confuse zebras. Every time. :)

    1. This I have found! I got a very quizzical look from one in particular at the zoo when I honked it. I was ushered away after that.

  3. I can tell you something to make you smile. It's not a joke but a true story - just happened to me! We are watching our neighbors chickens while the neighbors are on holiday and today, they got out of their coop! One took a fancy to me and began to chase me round and round the garden!

    I ran, Penny, I ran in circles while my daughter laughed and laughed and managed the chicken with her stick - truly making a circus act of us! I think I might have peed a little I was laughing so hard!

    Luckily, we were able to re-coop the naughty chick and as far as I know, no video footage was captured!

    1. :D

      Thanks for the funny story, Natasha - I'm not surprised you laughed at such a silly happening! Chased round the garden by a chicken! Truly the stuff of comedy gold.

      Hugs! xx

  4. Penny I loved your jokes! I have no fun stories like Natasha. But it was good to see you out here in blogland again! :) <3

    1. Hugs, Casey - I'm glad you liked my silly jokes <3

  5. What do you get when you cross a Elephant and Rhino ?.........
    Ell if I know (hell if i know )

    why did the chicken cross the road ...
    roosters day off......

    Hickory dickory dock .... 3 mice ran up the clock .... the clock struck one .......

    and the other two escaped with minor injuries

    1. :D

      *claps in appreciation, smiling happily*

  6. Very cute, Penny. I love a good groan. :)

    I can never think of a joke when called on, but I grabbed a few groaners found:

    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
    The 'P' is silent.

    A farmer in a field counted 197 cows. What happened when he rounded them up?
    He had 200.

    And speaking of which... what do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.

    Why was the rubber band pistol confiscated in Algebra class?
    It was a weapon of math disruption.

    They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.

    Hugs :)

    1. Laughing :)

      Thanks for the funny jokes, TFD - just my level! I think I like the cow one best. xoxo

  7. Sorry to hear you have been feeling down, Penny..

    Here's some jokes ..if you don'lt like them they can also be part of your punishment

    Firstly a few for little Penny then some slightly off blue ones..)

    How do you start a pudding race? -Say go

    I've got two pet goldfish.I call them "one" and "two" so if one dies, I'll still have two left"

    I used to have a pet newt.I called him "Tiny" becaue he was my newt

    I saw a highland farmer take a sheep into a shed the other day.I said "Are you shearing?He said "No, go and find your own"

    Two girls in Penny's reform school shower "Where's the soap?" "Yes it certainly does"

    My girlfriend asked me to tie her up and do exactly what I I tied her up and went to a record fair

    Those two girls again"I'm in here for something I didn't do" "Yeah you didn't run away fast enough"

    Do you like nursery rhymes "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumed over the candlestickSilly boy should have jumped hugher/Good Gracious Great Balls of Fire"

    The Grand Old Duke of York -he had 10 thousand men and if he had the energy he'd have had them all again.

    Ok, I'll leave now..)

    1. Thank you, Mr X - you really made me laugh! :D

    2. A pleasure, Penny

      Big hugs

  8. Sorry Penny that you are feeling the pressure of life. Unfortunately I am not known for my comedic talents and have no jokes to offer.

    However, should you care to hear about my experience catching young ladies misbehaving at tea parties in undignified manners (and in turn ultimately wetting themselves and being dealt with) please let me know. I am sure my stories would make you smile.

    1. Mmm... I think I would like to hear those stories. :) That's naughty of me, I know. xx

  9. *hug*

    Here are a few jokes for Penny :)

    What do you do when you see a spaceman?
    Park your car, man!

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick!

    What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

    Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean?
    He wanted some arr and arr.

    Where did George Washington keep his armies?
    In his sleevies :P

    1. :D


      Thank you, pao! I loved every one.

  10. I'm with TFD, can't make up jokes on short notice. But I can steal with the best of 'em.

    What do you call someone who sells mobile homes?
    A wheel estate dealer.

    What do you give a seasick elephant?
    Room. Lots and lots of room.

    What do you call someone who shaves twenty times a day?
    A barber.

    1. *claps*

      Funny! Penny like :)

      Thank you, Bruno xx

    2. Pennyyou havea nice spankies blog ,love and spanks,Timx