I know I said when posting my last silly limerick that I wouldn't post another for a while, but OldFashionedGirl said she liked them and I live to please. So here's another silly limerick! (An even sillier one than usual, if that's possible...)
The Trouble With Nieces
There was a kind uncle called Pat
Whose niece was a terrible brat.
When dealing with her
(He liked to aver)
The best thing was plenty of swat! (ahem)
There was a kind uncle called Pat
Whose niece was a terrible brat.
When dealing with her
(He liked to aver)
The best thing was plenty of swat! (ahem)
Cool. It seems appropriate in a Limerick that the uncle should be Pat. I foun d myself reading it with an Irish accent (or something close to one).
ReplyDeleteMiss Penelope, A nice limerick- please don't stop writing them! However I bet Pat did not just pat her on her bottom!
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