Monday 19 March 2012

Wide world of spanking


You know, Blogger (the thing I use to post my scribblings here) is pretty nifty. One particularly clever feature lets me know how many visits I get, and from which countries those visits originate.

To date, I've had guests from (deep breath): Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Brazil, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, Estonia, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Guernsey, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Jersey, Jordan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Malaysia, Mexico, Mongolia, Namibia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Nigeria, Norway, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Tunisia, Turkey, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Vietnam, Yemen and Zambia. (Hi everyone!)

Now, I realise that there's nothing unusual about a website having visitors from a wide range of countries – I bet Bonnie's blog has had a visitor from the moon :D – but it really makes me happy to think that so many people, from so many different cultures, have a shared love of kink. And that they're kind enough to give my little blog a look because of it! Every visit means a lot to me, so thank you all. xx

P.S. I'm so in the mood for a Geography lesson now. I'm good with countries but hopeless with American states. Oh, I hope there isn't a test coming up...

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  1. So in the mood for a geography lesson are you penelope? well i am from the old school of learning were if the student fails to answer correctly she is not merely asked to brush up on her geography ; she is placed over my knee and her bare bottom is soundly spanked with both hand and woodbacked hairbrush, and should this fail to encourge her to do much better ; she will see me in the detention room were she can expect her bare bottom to be soundly caned while touching her toes.

    Correction Man.

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  2. Oh my... that sounds lovely! Er, I mean awful.

    *sits at her school desk, smiles sweetly at Sir*

    *groans when Sir pulls down a map of the US*

    Oh, I wish I had studied my North and South Dakotas!

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  3. Yes, this means you can get a spanking almost anywhere on earth!

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  4. Yay! Um, I think...

    Hm. Maybe I could build a raft and live in the middle of the ocean. Are there many shops there?

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  5. After placing the large wooden hairbrush on my study desk i gaze a the innocent looking penelope, and say clearly why ever you are so concerned about what is about to be asked concerning the adjacent map is beyond me young lady ?If your knowledge of this map is only half of what you seem to know about the male anatomy you are going to excell of that i am very sure.
    Correction Man..

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  6. *blush* Yes, Sir... ahem.

    That one on the left, Sir? Um... ah...

    ...is it Tasmania? No, wait, that's a cartoon. Um, is it Utah? I think that's a state. Or am I thinking of Ohio?

    *looks nervously at the hairbrush*

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  7. Penelope what am i to do with you? i was so sure you would excell on matters of this nature, because when writing your wonderful blog entries everything is summed up in just one word PERFECTION.It seems however geography is a far cry from perfection and on the word of cry I pull you firmly over my knee and in an instance have your skirt up and your knickers down around your knees and administer the large woodbacked hairbrush with authority and purpose making each well rounded bottom cheek bounce merrily to the tune of the educting brush WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK after some 2 dozen strokes you are released with floods of tears streaming down and told to go back to your seat and looking at you walking away vigorously rubbing your well chastend bottom; i think to myself that should help this young ladies potential of which she most certainly posseses in abundance; place the brush back on my study desk and continue the mornings paper work.

    Correction Man.

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  8. Sorry to break character for a moment, but thank you for the lovely compliments! I really appreciate them.

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  9. Now, where was I? Oh yes... sitting back at my desk, sniffling sorrowfully, my poor punished bottom a stinging reminder to concentrate in future... stupid hard school chairs!

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  10. The comments and praises are well deserved Penelope and if i did not honestly beleave you were not worthy then i certainly would not state them, your writings are excellent and a pleasure to read as i am sure everyone would agree; and on another note it is a pleasure to interact with you .

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  11. After some 15 mins i instruct penelope to stand and ask her if her geography is improving after her trip across my knee and inform me of which city is the capital of USA and also of England and Russia?

    Correction Man.

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  12. *best thinking expression*

    Umm...

    Is it Dallas, Loughborough and, er... *squints at map on wall* ...Muskrat?

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  13. Oh dear!!! are those to be your final answers Penelope?

    Correction Man.

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  14. Hm... something tells me those might not be right. Hang on, Sir, I'll try again.

    Um...

    are they...

    Milwaukee, Leicester and, um... Itz-kold-upp-here-ski?

    *smiles hopefully*

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  15. During your introduction entry Penelope you clearly state and i quote,*I am good with countries but not american states* unquote..So do you yourself beleave them to be correct?after all we are speaking about 2 other major countries other than america. If you recall i did say that if the bare bottomed spanking just received did not inspire you to improve then a trip to the detention room would be next.Now while your smile is most pleasurable and uplifting to see it will not prevent any further correction being administerd in order for you to continue progressing.So with your progress in mind i am confidently expecting the correct answers to all 3 questions.

    Correction Man.

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  16. While i am waiting i will use the Oxford Dictionary to try and find *itz- kold-upp-here- ski*.it may possibly be some were in the universe although i very much doubt it young lady..

    Correction Man

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  17. *giggles*

    I was only kidding, Sir! The answers are Washington D.C., London and Moscow. The D.C. stands for District of Columbia.

    :)

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  18. That is excellent Penelope most excellent you see what you can acheive with just a little prompting very well done indeed.Puts away the hairbush now knowing the trip to the detention room is no longer required.

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  19. *beams proudly, sitting up nice and straight at her desk*

    Thank you, Sir! It's because you're such a good teacher, Sir. And such a handsome one!

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  20. Why young lady some one must have been teaching you how to use your female guile with comments like those LOL, however i can confirm that i am indeed a very good teacher especialy of bright inteligent females and am garaunteed to bring out the very best from them when ever they should find themselves in my presence.

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