Monday, 14 January 2013

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Odin’s beard and Easter Bunny’s nose, I get a lot of spam comments. I’ll be quite honest: the whole thing baffles me. Who are these people? What do they want? Do they honestly think anyone is going to click on their dodgy links? Baffling.

I’ve fished out a few typical ‘comments’ to give you a flavour (and hopefully a chuckle):
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I’m sure that won’t freak her out one bit, her big brother (or sister) pointing her to a blog post about ageplay.

I get loads of these every day: most end up safely in the spam comment vault where they can’t annoy anyone, but some get through. Still, it’s not a big whoop to zap them myself. What is more of a worry is that genuine reader comments can apparently be mistaken for spam and put in the spam folder with all this crap. The sheer volume of spam messages means that I would be unlikely to spot the proverbial needle in a haystack and so the good would be deleted along with the bad.

I hope that this has never happened, and doesn’t ever happen, but if it has I am very sorry. I never knowingly delete reader comments, so if you are a zappee please don’t think it was because I didn’t like what you wrote.

Oh, and to my anonymous spamming friends: GO AWAY! Or I’ll set Ana on you.


  1. Penny come here at once ! What's all thi ? What exactly are you doing ? Have you finished your homework ? I think it's time for you to write another story. Don't you ? the, um, vanguard of Penelope's Perils or perhaps some other parallel genre. Anyway... Or maybe it's just high time for your reading. Go to your room, it's getting very late...Strict Uncle :)

  2. Penny pouts.

    Aww! But! It's NOT late, it's--

    Penny sees the look on her Uncle's face and stops mid-tantrum. Frowning sadly she trudges up the stairs to her room, muttering under her breath.

  3. I don't know why and maybe I'm just lucky, but I don't get much spam. I moderate my comments, but I hardly ever have to delete any.

  4. I receive a lot of spam as well. I just delete it.

  5. This was very informative. Thank you for blogging about what we blog about... :)

    Hilarious, Penny. But damn, I am! I get no spam!


  6. I get a lot of strange offers in my inbox, too. But I only respond to the ones that offer me a great interest rate on deposits in Nigerian banks.

  7. I'm glad you don't get spam, Aunty and TFD, but not surprised: I reckon they know not to cross you.

    Sorry that you get it, Joey and RR! It's a pain innit. (Glad you're looking after your money so well though, RR) ;D

  8. Young lady, my comments had better not be deleted as spam, or someone will be standing with her bottom reflexively clenching with every new comment she moderates! Now, I can trust that won't be happening, can't I?

  9. Oh, no Sir! I would never dream of putting any of your comments into the spam folder...

    ...though you do make it sound awfully tempting.

  10. bent over and paddled... I want to see your thighs shake...

  11. Hm, this sounds like spam to me. Maybe I should delete it... ;D